noonedecidesmyfate: (belle - is into it)
[personal profile] noonedecidesmyfate
Belle had returned from her classes (which had involved many more cats than she was used to) to find a single adorable tuxedo cat glaring at her from her bed.

"Oh, you knew I had to go to classes and you've had plenty of food today. There's no need for that look," she told him as she sat down and stroked his head.

Unless that look was because she smelled like many other cats. She did. She'd been petting rather a lot of them today.

"And I know you can get out of the room whenever you like so you were hardly trapped."

[for the lovingly modded cat in question]

Date: 2022-10-25 03:27 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (cat: dapper man)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
Sometimes it was just in your nature to glare. It was resting bitch face, but as a cat.

And that was Five. That was just Five being Five.

Date: 2022-10-25 04:05 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (cat: dapper man)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
He yowled in annoyance, tail lashing back and forth. Because he was a scary, scary assassin, you see. Everyone should be afraid of him.

Date: 2022-10-25 04:13 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (cat: dapper man)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
He got cold, okay? He got cold.

He made another disgruntled noise and started the motion of just about to have the zoomies before teleporting to the other side of the room and back. Which were his zoomies.

Date: 2022-10-25 04:55 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (I will END you)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
Well. Cat. So, yes.

And that meant the moment he landed back on the bed next to her was the perfect moment to turn back into a human.

"Seriously?!"

Date: 2022-10-25 05:20 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: made by Lylith-st-72 (the fuck you say?)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
RUDE.

Kind of flattering, actually. BUT RUDE.

"Can you just--where are my clothes?"

Date: 2022-10-25 06:16 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (you shut up and you listen to me)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
"Well then something I can wear," Five went with because it was easier to ignore the shirt thing.

Date: 2022-10-25 06:34 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: made by Lylith-st-72 (the fuck you say?)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
"...I'll return it," he said with a sniff that said his pride was suffering from this entire interaction.

Date: 2022-10-25 06:58 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (well poop)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
Hey! Don't remind him of his soft, squishy underbelly there!

Five huffed out an annoyed sigh and looked down at the blanket. And then at her. If this was anyone else, he'd be yanking the blanket out from under them.

Date: 2022-10-25 07:30 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: made by Lylith-st-72 (THE ITCHES)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
Leave his primordial pouch alone!

Five snatched up the blanket and teleported a little away with it, wrapping the fabric around himself like a toga. This was possibly learned from Klaus. "Thank you."

Date: 2022-10-25 08:01 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (well poop)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
"I was being polite!" For once in his life. Don't make him regret this.

Date: 2022-10-25 08:22 pm (UTC)
apocalypsehow: (teleporting)
From: [personal profile] apocalypsehow
Five huffed loudly at that before teleporting out of the room like he clearly should have done from the beginning. But was polite.

You heard that. It was politeness. And nothing more!
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